Broadcasting from WS Vanguard, in the Hope System Day 1044 of the Second Swaparaman Space Age Since we took Hope I, the Mebes and their allies have sent countless ships to the system. All have been annihilated.
Broadcasting from WS Bulwark, in the Hope System Day 819 of the Second Swaparaman Space Age It feels as though it has been a great while since last we spoke. Maybe it’s because this battle has gone on for weeks.
I haven’t played an online shooter for more than a few rounds since all the way back in 2006-ish. My game of choice back then was Battlefield 2142, and it’s still probably my favorite competitive multiplayer thing. That doesn’t mean I’m some kind of shooter novice, though. Don’t be silly. Take my new obsession: PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds. I jumped into the early access for PUBG a week or so ago, and let me tell you: I’m already melting faces, pwning n00bs, and making my opponents rekt or whatever. I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty good at this game. If you
Broadcasting from CS Defiant, in the Icarus System Day 528 of the Second Swaparaman Space Age Everything is fine.
Broadcasting from CS Defiant, in the Syzygifer System Day 310 of the Second Swaparaman Space Age
Broadcasting from New Tandan City, Syzygifer III Day 76 of the Second Swaparaman Space Age Hello and welcome to The Voice of Tanandanam — the galaxy’s premiere Swaparamans vidcast.
Grand Appropriator’s Log, Star Date 1951.6 If the Shevar had put up any resistance at all, I doubt my Dubtak friends would have continued their invasion. Fortunately, they didn’t — so this whole war has proceeded less like a war and more like stealing whole colonies from a baby.
OPEN FIRE! …Man, I’ve always wanted to say that. Open fire on what? I dunno — what’s it look like out there? Not great.
Grand Appropriator’s Log, Star Date 1428.5 With the number of our colonies beyond the Galactic Bridge growing, we’ve made the decision to migrate our forces out of Midway to defend them. I’m proud of them — not that this is an especially brave move. It’s not like they’re spreading their forces thinner or putting themselves at any greater risk. They’re just moving to a more forward choke point… but at least they’re not hiding anymore. Though that may have something to do with that minor victory against the Shevar last year.
When last we left our intrepid con artist, I believe he had just made a poopie in his space pantaloons. Get off that god damn recorder and tell me what to do, Gizmo! At this point? I think we’re past the Building Bridges phase. I only wish this war had been in some way your fault — not just that the Shevar don’t seem to like the look of your face. …