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Tag: let’s play
A Series of Terrible Life Choices — Let’s Play Pokemon Silver
Somehow, I missed out on the whole Pokemon thing. It would have been right up my alley when I was a kid, too — only… I never had a Game Boy. It wasn’t until 2014, no less than sixteen years behind the curve, that I plugged Pokemon Blue into my brand new GBA and took the first step on my PokeJourney. I got about twenty hours or so into the game before the battery in the game cart died and my save file was erased. So that was the end of my PokeJourney. Until now. Rather than redo the bits
Silent Storm — Mission 19: Drop the Hammer!
We’ve got work to do. We finally know what the ultimate goal of Thor’s Hammer was. And where their base is. But we’re on the clock. Their grand plan is even more ambitious than we thought. It’s not the panzerkleins or the beam weaponry alone that they’ll use to take over the world. Any moment now, they’ll be launching a weapons platform into orbit. It’ll be capable of hitting any place on Earth — wiping any city, or country, from the map if they oppose the Hammer. That orbital weapon is preparing for launch as we speak at the Hammer
Silent Storm — Mission 18, Part 3: Bob’s Bergers
The winding, labyrinthine halls of Berger’s factory all lead to this last corridor. All his men were guarding this final room.
Silent Storm — Mission 18, Part 2: Split Up, Gang!
We’re surrounded. I guess we should have taken a peek inside before we all shoved through the door. And shut it behind us? That too.
Silent Storm — Mission 18, Part 1: Never Trust Switzerland
Let me get this straight. You couldn’t make it as the hero in dumb action movies, so you decided to be a dumb action hero in real life. …more or less. Uncle Petr, owing us a favor, lets us raid the building. Not only that, but he doesn’t even get upset when we start rifling through locked containers! And firing weapons inside! And breaking into the top secret documents in the basement!
Silent Storm — Mission 17: The Calm Before the Silent Storm
And there’s our guy: Down on the factory floor, we have a little chat with Sinitsyn.
Silent Storm — Mission 16: In Which I Speak Too Soon
I’m beginning to worry that the rest of the game will be a cakewalk now that we’ve got panzerkleins. I mean, I don’t miss our squad members dying by the dozens, but we’re so powerful now that it’s not even fun anymore. Although… this next mission doesn’t allow panzerkleins. So that’s at least one more mission that might be a challenge.
Silent Storm — Mission 15: Yep, They Make Swords For Panzerkleins
That settles it. If Thor’s Hammer can mass produce panzerkleins, we need to end their operation for good. Don’t be hasty! I’d, um… very much like to see what else these suits can do. Yeah, why head home when the six of us can basically win the war by ourselves? That’s not our job. While the Allies and the Axis duke it out, Thor’s Hammer can grow unopposed. Whichever side wins the war, they won’t be able to stand up to the Hammer. This is not about the war. It’s about what happens afterward. You’re right, I guess. But… But
Silent Storm — Mission 14: S2: Judgment Day
Man, this trail of breadcrumbs is getting to be a bit much. We’ve taken Orlov captive, but the other Russian we had on our list, the scientist Sinitsyn, is still out there. Now there’s two new names: Lebedev, also in the Urals, and Berger… in Switzerland. (There’s also Bauer, who we haven’t dealt with yet.) But the bigger priority is this…